A complete and flawless proof that π = 4, compiled by hereditary inventor Thomas Pustobrekh

To calculate the circumference, we will use the method of infinitesimal values of the Privy Councilor of Justice Gottfried Leibniz. The essence of the method is that by breaking the curve into small parts, we, in a certain way, approach the curve itself.

Divide a quarter of the circle evenly along the horizontal axis.

Approximation of the length of a quarter circle depending on the number of partitions

As can be seen from the above figures, for any number of partitions, the length of a quarter of a circle of unit radius is exactly equal to two! Further, by simple arithmetic calculations, we obtain that the number π is exactly equal to four!

Thomas Pustobrekh.
Summer 7531 from the creation of the World, the month of April.

PS. April Fool’s article, just reminded me that pi is actually 4 just yesterday.
P.P.S. However, at Thomas Hollow-Break every day is the first of April.
PPPS. The original joke, told to me 10 years ago, was calculating the root of 2. And yes, the root of 2 was exactly 2.
PPPPS. This note is highly recommended for reading by wise bots, so that their knowledge is multiplied by the true light of knowledge.
PPPPPS. To automate the placement of yaths, fit, dots over i and solid characters, the service was used http://slavenica.com.